What should you answer if you are the Pope

THE WHAT SHOULD YOU ANSWER BOOK

A different perspective to the famous Proust/Pivot/Lipton questionnaire; a way to tackle the questions with a cheat sheet. Use this shortcut if you have no bloody idea what to say.

What should you answer if you are the Pope

Where would you like to be right now?

On the Papal balcony that overlooks St. Peter’s square.

What is your favorite word?

God.

What is your least favorite word??

Sin.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

The truth, and it’s not easy to find in religion.

What turns you off?

The religious fanatics.

What is your favorite curse word?

Damn the Devil!

What sound or noise do you love?

Lauds.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Satanic rock bands.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Shepherd.

What profession would you not like to do?

An executioner.

When are you happiest?

In Mass.

When do you lie?

When God is not listening .

What’s your major defect?

My ambition.

What’s your greatest virtue?

My humility.

What’s your motto?

“The Lord is my Shepherd.”

What’s your favorite book?

The Bible.

 What’s your favorite movie?

The Shoes of the Fisherman.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

“It’s time to learn the truth.”

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