THE WHAT SHOULD YOU ANSWER BOOK
A different perspective to the famous Proust/Pivot/Lipton questionnaire; a way to tackle the questions with a cheat sheet. Use this shortcut if you have no bloody idea what to say.
What should you answer if you are a Teacher
Where would you like to be right now?
In front of a classroom.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word??
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The curiosity of young students.
What turns you off?
Ignorance, and denying solid scientific facts.
What is your favorite curse word?
What is your favorite song?
Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd.
What class subject do you love to teach?
What class subject do you hate to teach?
I can only say math because that’s when my students’ eyes glaze over and end up like stale oysters.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I’d like to be Secretary of Education.
What profession would you not like to do?
A teacher of orthodox religious studies.
When are you happiest?
When the school’s dismissal bell rings.
When do you lie?
When I’m in front of the School Principal.
What’s your major defect?
I never throw away all the mugs I receive as presents.
What’s your greatest virtue?
My patience with students who need help catching up.
What’s your motto?
A motto from Ignacio Estrada: “If a child can’t learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.”
What’s your favorite book?
The Gateless Gate: The Classic Book of Zen Koans.
What’s your favorite movie?
Dead Poets Society.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“I give you an A+.”
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