THE WHAT SHOULD YOU ANSWER BOOK
A different perspective to the famous Proust/Pivot/Lipton questionnaire; a way to tackle the questions with a cheat sheet. Use this shortcut if you have no bloody idea what to say.
What should you answer if you are a Crooner
Where would you like to be right now?
In Las Vegas.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word??
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A song that is sung or played from the heart…and a glass of scotch.
What turns you off?
People who do not listen…they only want to hear their voice.
What is your favorite curse word?
What is your favorite song?
What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of a woman singing a love song while she is washing clothes on the river rocks.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Songs of hate, belligerent military marches, and jarring AM radio stations.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I’d like to be a casino owner.
What profession would you not like to do?
A professional mourner.
When are you happiest?
When I sing.
When do you lie?
When I sing off key.
What’s your major defect?
My crescendo gets me in trouble.
What’s your greatest virtue?
My romantic nature, come rain or come shine.
What’s your motto?
“Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day.”
What’s your favorite book?
The Great American Songbook.
What’s your favorite movie?
Singing in the Rain.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“The Rat Pack is waiting for you on stage with the Artie Shaw Orchestra. You’re all on in five.”